Kris: Alright Dylan, we’re headed to the doctor now. Please promise me that you won’t scream into the doctors’ stethoscope.

Dylan: I promise.

Kris: Or climb onto the cabinets throwing antibiotics at the nurse.

Dylan: I swear.

Kris: Or punch the doctor, scream ‘Take a Shot At This MOTHERF*%#+*!!’ and then jump out the window.

Dylan: …Yes, I promise.