“I don’t wanna get up!”
“Go ‘way, I’m asleep.”
“Sorry, must’ve dozed off.”
“I’m not tired at all.”
“I was awake!”
“I wasn’t asleep.”
“I was just resting my eyes.”
“Need. More. Coffee.”
“Ask me again when I’m awake.”
“Wake me when we get there.”
“Wake me when you’re about to say something interesting.”
“Don’t let me fall asleep.”
“I don’t have time to sleep, there’s too much to do.”
“I’ll have plenty of time to sleep when I’m six feet under.”
“I just got in bed.”
“Wake me and I’ll punch you.”
“It’s 2am! Bother me in the morning!”
“Go to sleeeeeeeeep.”
“Go away, the alarm hasn’t gone off yet.”
“I don’t wanna go to bed.”
“I’m going back to bed.”
Sleepy starters
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