Shower/bath starters

pixiememes:

1. “First come, first served. I don’t make the rules, sorry.”
2. “Oh, hell no! You are taking a bath before sitting on my couch.”
3. “If you don’t come out in the next five minutes, then I’m coming in.”
4. “When was the last time you washed yourself?”
5. “There are dog germs all over me! I need a shower NOW!”
6. “Yeah, you need a bath. Preferably yesterday.”
7. “I don’t think so. Bubbles are for children.”
8. “I am taking a long bubble bath and I expect no interruptions unless the world is ending.”
9. “I just got in here! Wait your turn!”
10. “You’re taking a shower even if I have to throw you in there myself.”
11. “You act like you’re allergic to water.”
12. “There is no way I was in there that long.”
13. “I need a vodka and a bath. Maybe even a vodka bath.”
14. “And that’s another book ruined. Why can’t you just read in bed instead?”
15. “You still play with bath toys? How old are you again?”
16. “What the fuck did you put in my shampoo?”
17. “It doesn’t take an hour just to wash your hair!”
18. “I heard a lot of splashing. Did you fall asleep in the bathtub again?”
19. “Why is there no hot water?”
20. “Quit singing and get out of the shower already!”