incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
Character A: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Character B: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Character A: …One glass of milk, coming up!
Dylan to Kris, who is trying to act all dark and brooding
Published
Just a small regular town with no worries and no secrets… Everything is f̧͔̲̪̜̠͎̻͚͆́̃̄̚i̷̡̡̡͚̱̞͇̍͗͊͋̓͘͢n̶̡̧͔͉̟͍̠̔̊̀͋̈͂̀͘̚e̗̖̬̹͕͗͂̌̉́͜͞͠
The NewDugWood Daily Titbit 