colossoraptor:

a brotip for people with abusive/controlling/overbearing parents:

if you accidentally send them a sensitive text you meant to send to a close friend (i.e. something about your sexuality or bashing your family’s religion), immediately follow it up with some bullshit like “that’s word for word what brandon sent me, i’m gonna report him but still what a creep right?” and then “oops! sorry mom, meant to send this to my coworker/classmate. dealing with a weirdo at work/school right now lol.” then contact said coworker/classmate to make sure they’re in on the bullshit

if your parents are REALLY bad you should be used to covering your ass enough to take it from there. stay safe guys