I just had the worst idea

depressed-gay-microwave:

OKAY SO….

I WAS THINKING ABOUT AUS FOR STEVEN UNIVERSE AND I JUST THOUGHT…

AU WHERE THE DIAMONDS AND CRYSTAL GEMS TRADE PLACES? IS THAT A THING YET?

IF IT’S NOT I’M CALLING IT DIAMOND REBELLION AU.

AND IT’S BASICALLY THE DIAMONDS ARE PROTECTORS OF EARTH, SO YOU HAVE WHITE DIAMOND AS LEADER OF THE GROUP, ASSUMING GARNET’S ROLE, YELLOW DIAMOND AS PEARL, BLUE DIAMOND AS AMETHYST, AND PINK DIAMOND AS STEVEN. THE DIAMOND REBELLION.

IN TURN, GARNET ASSUMES THE ROLE OF WHITE DIAMOND, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS, AMETHYST TAKES YELLOW DIAMOND’S PLACE, PEARL TAKES BLUE DIAMOND’S PLACE, AND ROSE QUARTZ DIES INSTEAD OF PINK DIAMOND. THE CRYSTAL AUTHORITY.

SOUND GOOD? MAYBE? NO?