noseriouslyimnothigh:

Me: okay, so do we like girls?

My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe

Me: do we like guys?

My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje

Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?

My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe

Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????

My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn

Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?

My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka

Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless