heyheyitsstillgay:

Danny, having consumed enough caffeine to kill 3 horses, rapidly clawing his way through and along the ceilings and walls: W̶͙̄̄h̴̼̒e̸̛̯r̵̳͘͠ȇ̷̥ ̴̲̣̌̌a̶̻͙̍r̷̙̀e̸̞̝͛͝ ̶̺̦̒t̶̨̄̕h̴̡͉̀͛ê̸̟ ̴̨̲̊f̸̝̈́̓r̸̞̞̃̅e̷̗̔s̷̛̱h̸̚ͅ ̸̜̬̂̂ģ̸͌h̴̺̯̍̃o̴̪̟͛͋s̴̡͍̆t̶̥̆ ̴̜̃̐ć̴̗͚ḧ̷̺́i̵̬͝ľ̸̬͊d̴̝̃r̵̻͐̇e̸͎̎͜ǹ̷̡̦͒ ̵̺̣͗f̸̨̻̄̂ǒ̵͍͠r̶̠͕̐ ̴̳͐͝ṁ̵̤e̵̤̽ ̸̰͗t̵͚͉̀̉ò̵̰̅ ̴̥̏f̵̥͎̄͂ȅ̴̙a̸̛̫̘s̶͙̋̈́ẗ̶̗̺́͂ ̵̫̲̀ṳ̴̃̏p̸͔̍ò̴̘ͅň̶͎͇

Vlad, holding up a cross and backing himself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK

maculategiraffe:

mintypineapple:

asktheangels:

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

krabby-kronicle:

I gotta rant

Yeah the NFL can go fuck themselves. Now that I KNOW that NFL fuckin lied to Nickelodeon and told them they were going to perform the song and to also bust ass to make an animation in a week and then changed it last minute is bullshit. From what I understand, Maroon 5 even REHEARSED the song (I posted tweets about this before the super bowl happened) Rodger Bumpass was even told the clip would introduce the halftime show (most likely Sweet Victory was planned to play afterwards) The main reason I made my past posts was due to fans and creators being harassed and we also didn’t have all this information. After seeing tweets from official Spongebob creators and others affiliated with the halftime show, I can confidently say fuck NFL for lying to these creators and taking advantage of the fans. I still am super grateful we got what we got to honor Stephen but NFL shouldn’t have fucking lied to hard working people and just said they wanted that small clip in the first place.

Writing Advice/Writing Lesson/Val Rants #WhoCares: Titles and Terms of Address

write-it-motherfuckers:

prompts-and-ideas:

hi-pot-and-news:


If fic writers could stop using ‘Heir’ like it’s a legitimate title, that would be great. ‘Heir’ is not a title; it’s not the junior form of ‘Lord’. It’s not a title in any form. Stop having your “aristocratic” characters address each other as ‘Heir This’ or ‘Heiress That’ or whatever else.

It’s not a title.

You want actual, real-world forms of address for your kiddie upper-class?

→ ‘Master’ is the actual title you would use for a young boy and/or unmarried young man of a family of the upper-class (It would become ‘Mister” when he comes of age).

→ ‘Miss’ is the girl equivalent.

→ They would be called Master/Miss [Family-name] if they are the eldest child of their gender, and Master/Miss [First-name+Family-name] if they are the younger siblings of their gender.  

→ If two or more children of a family are involved in a conversation with people not in their family, the eldest would be Master/Miss [Family-name] and the younger siblings would be addressed as Master/Miss [First-name] to distinguish between them.

For example: If a family

— the Weasleys from Harry Potter

were upper-class, the oldest, Bill, would be called Master Weasley up until he turned 17 when he would become Mr Weasley. All his younger brothers would be called Master [First-name] Weasley, and their sister, Ginny, would be called Miss Weasley.

(As they are in canon though, father is called Mr Weasley, and all the Weasley boys would be Mr [First-name] Weasley until they move out to live on their own.)

However, at school, teachers WOULD NOT call students by formal titlesstudents would be addressed by their surnames and nothing else. Unless there were multiple students with the same surname (like the Weasleys), there would be no first names, no ‘Master/Mister’ nor ‘Miss.’

Even amongst themselves, upper-class/noble children would not use formal terms of address and instead call each other by their surnames or nicknames based on surnames or titles. If the Weasleys were ennobled, Bill might be called by his school friends (for example) Wesleton or something like Wes.

→ So how would your kiddie upper-class actually address each other? Unadorned surname.

But I see your disgruntled face now. You want that thrill of fancy titles! You want your upper-class to have the fancy conventions of the nobility!

Have you considered though that you haven’t actually made your characters nobility but instead gentry?

“But what’s gentry?” you might be wondering now.

Gentry* is a level of upper-class adjacent or a step below the nobility. Clergymen; estate owners; wealthy merchants; well-off political figures; ‘gentlefolk’. In general, if a person or family isn’t obligated to work to sustain themselves comfortably, they are gentry.

[*If this status has been achieved only in the latest generation, the person and/or family might be derided as parvenu, arriviste, or nouveau riche, especially if their rise in wealth, influence or celebrity is sketchy or they themselves are simply tacky and tasteless. (Lockhart AND Voldemort would fit into this bracket, though for different reasons, obviously.)]

So often in HP fics I see monikers like “Lord Black, Head of House Black and Lestrange,” and while that sounds grand, those are not noble titles. (If you are writing the general era of Merlin, go ahead and ignore this since that time period was before the establishment of this hierarchy.) ‘Lord’ certainly denotes nobility, but the second part can be applied to any sort of upper-class — and it’s not even an “official” status, ei. one you would be obliged to state went introducing people. It’s trivia! It would be like calling my mother ‘Dame Tanya, Head of House Kendall’ — not untrue, but unneeded and out of place.

Rarely do I see nobility in fanfiction properly titled and addressed like nobility. Most of the time it’s gentry pseudo-titles and made-up forms of address. If you don’t want to go through the trouble of actually creating a noble hierarchy, go with an un-ennobled gentry class. It’s easier to remember the rules and it’s less high-strung.

If you insist on the use of noble titles though, then you must accept that family names are NOT titles.

Let’s say Artemis Fowl is an earl. He wouldn’t be ‘Earl Fowl,’ he would be ‘Lord [Somewhere], The Earl of [Somewhere]’ if his title came with territory, or ‘Lord [Title-name], Earl [Title-name]’ if the position was a title only. He would NEVER be called ‘Earl [Family-name]’ unless the family name had already been adopted from the title. (ex. Black Butler, where the MC is Ciel Phantomhive, The Earl of Phantomhive.)

And he wouldn’t be really be addressed as ‘Earl [Whatever]’ outside of being announced at a ball or being introduced to someone for the first time  — in conversation with or without him, he would be referred to as ‘Lord [Title-name].’


Nobility in order of precedence:

  • Duke/Duchess 
  • The Duke/Duchess of [Somewhere]
  • styled as ‘His/Her Grace’ 
  • referred to in 3rd person as “His/Her Grace’
  • orally addressed as ‘Your Grace’ (or ‘Duke/Duchess’ by social equals)
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is styled as ‘The Most Honourable’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent may be referred to as ‘Marquess/Marchioness [Subsidiary-title]’ (NO ‘THE’)
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is addressed as ‘My Lord/Lady’ OR ‘Lord/Lady [Subsidiary-title]’
  • younger children are not styled
  • younger children are referred to and addressed as ‘The Lord/Lady [First-name+Family-name]’
  • Marquess/Marchioness 
  • The Marquess/Marchioness of [Somewhere]
  • styled as ‘The Most Honourable’
  • referred to in 3rd person as ‘His/Her Lordship/Ladyship’
  • orally addressed as ‘Lord/Lady [Somewhere].’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is styled as ‘The Right Honourable’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent may be addressed as ‘Earl/Countess [Subsidiary-title]’ (NO ‘THE’)
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is addressed as ‘My Lord/Lady’ OR ‘Lord/Lady [Subsidiary-title]’
  • younger children are not styled
  • younger children are referred to and addressed as ‘Lord/Lady [First-name+Family-name]’
  • Earl/Countess 
  • The Earl/Countess of [Somewhere] OR [Title-name]
  • styled as ‘The Right Honourable’
  • referred to in 3rd person as ‘His/Her Lordship/Ladyship’ 
  • orally addressed as ‘Lord/Lady [Somewhere] OR ‘Lord/Lady [Title-name].’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is styled as ‘The Right Honourable’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent may be addressed as ‘Viscount/Viscountess [Subsidiary-title]’ 
  • eldest son/heir apparent is addressed as ‘My Lord/Lady’ OR ‘Lord/Lady [Subsidiary-title]’
  • younger children are not styled
  • younger children are referred to and addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [First-name+Family-name]’
  • Viscount/Viscountess 
  • The Viscount/Viscountess [Title-name]
  • styled as ‘The Right Honourable’ 
  • referred to in 3rd person as ‘His/Her Lordship/Ladyship’
  • orally addressed as ‘Lord/Lady [Title-name].’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is styled as ‘The Honourable’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [Family-name]’
  • younger children are not styled
  • younger children are referred to and addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [First-name+Family-name]’
  • Baron/Lady*
  • The Lord/Lady [Title-name]
  • styled as ‘The Right Honourable’ (’Much Honoured’ if Scottish)
  • referred to in 3rd person as ‘His/Her Lordship/Ladyship’
  • orally addressed as ‘Lord/Lady [Title-name].’ 
  • The eldest son/heir apparent is styled as ‘The Honourable’
  • The eldest son/heir apparent may be addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [Family-name]’
  • younger children are not styled 
  • younger children are addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [First-name+Family-name]’

[*Only a woman who is a baroness in her own right may use the title of Baroness.]

  • Baronet*
  • Baronet [Title-name]
  • is not styled
  • referred to and orally addressed as ‘Sir [First-name]’
  • wife is referred to addressed as ‘Lady [Family-name]’
  • The eldest children are not styled
  • The eldest children are addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [Family-name]’
  • younger children are not styled
  • younger children are addressed as ‘Mr/Miss [First-name+Family-name]’

[*Baronets are not actually nobility, but the title is hereditary.

**The titles of duke and marquess are almost always territorial, hence the inclusion of ‘of’. The title of earl can be titular only though, so if they don’t preside over an area the ‘of’ is dropped in favour of the title alone when being addressed. Viscounts and barons are almost always title-only, so they never use ‘of’.]


The addressing system can be very confusing, so to make sure there’s no confusion  — imagine there is a marquess. He is The Marquess of Clearwater.

He is never ‘Lord Henry Clearwater.’

NEVER.

He may be called ‘Lord Clearwater’; ‘Henry, Lord Clearwater’; his immediate family and close friends would call him, ‘Clearwater’; and people of lower standing would call him ‘my lord’ OR ‘your lordship.’ This goes for earls, viscounts, and barons as well.

(Note: A duke never ‘Lord [Anything]’ — he is always ‘Duke [Whatever].’)

A nobleman’s surname is always his title. He’s ‘Devonshire’ and not ‘Cavendish’, the family name. The children use the family name, he uses the title. His signature is his titles as well: Wellington, Jersey, Rutland, Norwich, et al. He generally wouldn’t introduce himself as ‘John Johnson, Earl of Marsh’ either, but as ‘Marsh.’ 

His wife would use his title as a surname also, and sign as ‘E. Marsh’, or ‘Elizabeth Marsh’. Lady Marsh might even send her letters with just ‘Marsh’ as her husband does, though it’s most common for the lady to sign with her first name or initial and the title.

And do not mix peerage and courtesy titles. (The former being the nobleman, the latter being his heir.) If a man is a nobleman he is never ‘Lord [First-name] [Anything].’


And then were have the gentry, my preferred method of upper-class since it can be used in any country, any genre, and a character can achieve the status  without needing the “correct” parentage.


Gentry in order of vague precedence:

  • Ambassador 
  • Ambassador [Family-name]
  • styled as ‘His/Her Excellency’
  • orally addressed as ‘Your Excellency’ OR ‘Sir/Madam.’
  • Supreme Court Justice 
  • Justice [Family-name]
  • styled as ‘The Right Honourable’ + whatever title they may have OR ‘His/Her Honour’
  • orally addressed as ‘Your Honour,’ OR ‘My Lord/Lady,’ OR ‘Your Lordship/Ladyship,’ OR ‘Sir/Madam.’
  • Secretary of State
  • Minister [Family-name]
  • styled as ‘The Right Honourable’ + whatever title they may have. 
  • orally addressed as ‘Your Honour,’ OR ‘Sir/Madam.’

[*Same precedence as a baron.]

  • Religious figure 
  • These are extremely varied and numerous, and the address varies from religion to religion.
  • in general, the heads of an order/sect can be styled as ‘His/Her Eminence’
  • orally addressed as ‘Your Eminence’

[*Depending on the position, a religious figure can have precedence over even a duke. Most are pretty mid-range though.]

  • Judge 
  • Judge [Family-name]
  • styled as ‘The Right Honourable’ + whatever title they have
  • orally addressed as ‘Your Honour’ OR ‘Sir/Madam,’ OR ‘Judge [Family-name]’
  • Magistrate  
  • Magistrate [Family-name]
  • styled as ‘The Honourable’ + whatever title they have 
  • orally addressed ‘Your Honour’  OR ‘Sir/Madam.’
  • Knight/Dame 
  • styled as ‘Sir/Dame [First-name+Family-name]’
  • orally addressed as  ‘Sir/Dame [First-name]’ OR ‘Sir/Madam’
  • A wife would be ‘Lady [Surname]’; a husband would be ‘Mr [Surname]’
  • Esquire*
  • styled as ‘[First-name+Family-name], Esq.’ upon introduction and on paper
  • styled as ‘[First-name+Family-name]’ on a day-to-day basis
  • orally addressed as ‘Sir.’
  • a wife (if she had no title of her own) would be Madam/Mrs [First-name+Family-name]

[* Not to be confused with squires, esquires are the younger sons of the lower nobility; the head of an old but untitled family; any large estate owner; medical professionals; barristers at law.]

  • Gentleman 
  • styled as [Military title]/Doctor/Professor/Mister [First-name+Family-name]
  • orally addressed as ‘Sir.’
  • a wife (if she had no title of her own) would be Madam/Mrs [First-name+Family-name]

[*The Latin prefix ‘de’ (meaning ‘of’) was occasionally applied to surnames. Though it doesn’t actually denote nobility nor gentry, it has been known for the nouveau riche to add it to their names (incorrectly) to make it sound fancier, e.g. “de Trafford.” Correctly used, it should denote a foreign place-name, e.g. “de Grey” or “D’Urbervilles.”]


The gentry is upper-class, but unlike nobility, their titles are not hereditary. I think using it actually makes any social hierarchy you may want to write into your fic more credible and less jarring; where there’s a governing body and rich people, there is a gentry  — acknowledged or otherwise.


This concludes Val’s rant/lesson/advice! If you have questions or suggestions for my next topic, hit me up in an ask! 

@write-it-motherfuckers My friend, I believe this is relevant to our discussion of Harry/Robin and the mention of politics.

Oh! Excellent! Thanks for sharing it Darling. 

smilelikeyouneedit:

sm00gz:

fandomqueenlove:

wormsounds:

imagine-that-one-thing:

tollhousecookiedough:

magicdreamsandmusic:

shanzsway:

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

oh my god

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

I’ve gotten something for a job thing. It was completely unformal and shit so I instantly deleted it. No thank you.

Haha

No one would compliment me,

Dumbasses.

+signalboost n stuff

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/irl-texts-trafficking/

The article shows that clicking the link does not enable your phone to be tracked without permission and that this “scam” is not linked to sex trafficking. The post was made to cause panic and garner social media attention.

As a generality though, never open links from numbers/emails you do not recognize!