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Silently you stared at your best friend, trying to absorb everything they had just told you.

“You’re……you’re certain?” You asked hesitantly.

Frantically your friend nodded, clutching tightly at their shirt as they fought back tears. The sight made your chest ache, though you couldn’t blame them for it. After all they had been through, and everything that was happening now, you were surprised they were holding up so well at all.

Letting out a shaky sigh, you rubbed your hand over your face, heart aching at the sight of their fear, their fear of you, of your reaction. Your heart only ached even more as you opened your arms to them, seeing their genuine shock at the display of acceptance. Bitterly you swallowed back your anger, wishing you could get revenge on every one who had betrayed them, but knowing that your friend needed you to be with them right now.

As they practically folded themselves into your chest, body trembling, you rubbed your hands up and down their back, absently taking in the new chill of their body, the chill that would now forever be a part of them.

“We’ll figure it out together, alright? I’m not going anywhere…. We can get through this” You promised firmly.

You pretended not to hear the rough sobs and broken thank yous they let out, as they curled even tighter into you, afraid to wrap their arms around you, like you did them. Silently you wished for every single person who turned their back on them to face retribution three fold for all they had done, wishing that you had been there to shield them from the heartbreak.

They never deserved this.

Imma start summoning demons hold on

SATAN I KNOW YOU’RE LISTENING-

Ready to fight some motherfuckers.

Imma bout to kick some ass!

Let the hunt begin.

time for some FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~

Anyone else care to join us?

@pheonixfeather123

Whoever made them cry the hardest.

I heard “hunt” I’m ready

We’re getting quite a nice little team going.

I can call up some others if you need any particular skill set… You need someone who can turn into a dog? Walk through walls? Be totally unaffected by any weapon not blessed by a shaman with the help of very specific spirit? Anything you need, if I can’t do it, I can get you someone who can

I say call in anyone who wants to fuck shit up in the name of revenge for a friend. Lets make it a party.

VENGEANCE SOLVES NOTHING YOU THRICE DAMNED FOOLS

KILL THE ONE WHO HURT THEM NOT FOR REVENGE, BUT TO PREVENT THEM FROM HURTING ANYONE ELSE!

Perhaps not, but it is incredibly therapeutic

I’m ready to join with my trusty bow and arrow to help take those fuckers out.

Excellent~

Got room for one more? They say I’m cursed…

I prefer blessed.

Absolutely Darling.

I’ve got a light saber wielding Marine on speed dial and an enchanted knife for personal use, allow us to join your quest.

Welcome aboard Darling. Lets fuck shit up.

I got rocks. Who should I throw them at?

which ever looks the most pleased with themselves over it.

I’M IN. GONNA SHOOT EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER WHO HURT THEM.

The Game is On.