incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
Character A: Hey [Character B]…
Character B: Yes [Character A]…?
Character A: …You’re cute.
Character B: …[suddenly, in a deep voice] FUCK
Dylan to Kris
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incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
Character A: So you’re the one taking [Character B] to prom.
Character C: Yeah, they’re, like–
Character A: You hurt them and I will staple dead birds to your car.
Kris to Shawny with Dylan off somewhere
incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
Character A: Wanna see a trick?
Character B: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
Philomena and Dylan
incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
“I must apologize for [Character B]. They are an idiot. We have purposely trained them wrong as a joke.”
— Character A
Dylan about Jayden
incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
“I’m good. I haven’t slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah. I’m good.”
— One of your OCs
Dylan to Kris
incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
“Listen, you. I’m good at two things: Kicking butts and eating cookies! AND WE’RE ALL OUT OF COOKIES!”
— One of your OCs
Kris
incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
“The only thing hetero- about me is my eyes!”
— One of your OCs
Terry
incorrectoriginalcharacterquotes:
“At Cornell University they have an incredibly piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe, and if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.”
— One of your OCs
Philomena at some point
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